{"product_id":"caffeine-bad-decisions-tee-funny-coffee-quote-shirt","title":"Caffeine \u0026 Bad Decisions Tee | Funny Coffee Quote Shirt,","description":"A soft, classic cotton tee that speaks to the sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled few who celebrate honesty and humor. The front shows a playful, slightly distressed stamp-style design reading “this house runs on CAFFEINE \u0026amp; BAD DECISIONS,” finished with a faint coffee ring for an authentic lived-in look. It sits relaxed on the body with a neat crew neckline and clean, tubular construction so the shirt keeps its shape and feels comfortable all day—from morning espresso runs to late-night plot twists. Worn alone or layered under a jacket, it becomes a wearable wink that says you prefer laughter to pretense and are proud of your perfectly messy routines.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% cotton (solid colors) at 180 g\/m² for breathable, durable comfort\n- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, low-waste finish\n- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching\n- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve design elements\n- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing\n\nCare instructions\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Do not iron\n- Do not dryclean\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Tumble dry: low heat","brand":"Savage Spawn Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53518181466391,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1009\/9936\/4887\/files\/e264d2b1-il_fullxfull.7918707282_3430.jpg?v=1781006222","url":"https:\/\/savage-spawn-company.myshopify.com\/products\/caffeine-bad-decisions-tee-funny-coffee-quote-shirt","provider":"Savage Spawn Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}